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Sex Is A Wonderful Habit

1958, Text/Musik: Georg Kreisler

Sex is a wonderful habit,
sex ist a sport for a beggar or king.
Sex is a wonderful habit,
sex is a wonderful thing.

Sex is a wonderful habit
in summer, in winter, in autumn, in spring.
Sex is a wonderful habit
and a most economical thing.

It costs you very little.
It's most inexpensive a treat.
And you can play the middle
and still make both ends meet.

Sex is a wonderful habit,
sex is amazing, fantastical stuff.
You may not be a wolf or a rabbit,
but you'll find out you can't get enough.

Sex is so awfully restfull.
When you're tired, there's nothing it lacks.
And if it should turn out successful,
the government lowers your tax.

Sex is so very convenient.
You can enjoy it in country or town.
It makes you feel very lenient,
it's the one thing you'll take lying down.

It's so good at the right time,
more pleasant than movies or beer.
It may make demands on your nighttime,
but without it, we wouldn't be here.

Yes, sex helps to build up the nation.
Sex doesn't care about hours or pay.
It teaches co-operation
in a friendly, good-neighborly way.
Yes, friendly, good-neighborly,
hya, babe-erly, mink or sable-ly,
house or stable-ly,
couch or table-ly -
in a friendly, good neighborly way.